I think I would make a great politician. I’m nice to nearly everybody, and I can talk for long periods of time without actually saying anything. I’m pro-choice, pro get-a-life and pro-death, which means that everyone would have to vote for me at least a third of the time.
Politics Quotes
Unfortunately, politicians have the Paul Masson theory of government – We will deal with no problems before its time.”
In politics a capable ruler must be guided by circumstances, conjectures and conjunctions.
Politics is not religion, and we should govern on the basis of evidence, not theology.
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.
In politics, there is no use looking beyond the next fortnight.
I hope that I will live long enough, to see American politics return to vigorous debates where we argue who’s right and wrong, not who’s good and bad.
In politics it is necessary either to betray one’s country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate.
The world of politics is always twenty years behind the world of thought.
Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
