Ski Quotes

Cooking is like snow skiing: If you don’t fall at least 10 times, then you’re not skiing hard enough.

The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars’ worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and get drunk.

Well, first you go to the top of this really, really high mountain that’s covered with this cold, slippery stuff called snow. Then you strap these skinny little sticks on your feet, and try to go straight down the steep mountain in a standing position without killing yourself. And if you survive, you stand in […]

If you’re going to try cross country skiing, start with a small country.

I went skiing last week and broke a leg. Fortunately, it wasn’t mine.

Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill.

The sensual caress of waist deep cold smoke – Glory in skiing virgin snow, in being the first to mark the powder with the signature of their run.