Wives Quotes

My wife doesn’t cook, so we eat out every night. It’s not fine dining or anything — we’re not fancy people. Last night, we went to Johnny Rockets.

His Honor was of the opinion that the defendant had a right to whip his wife with a switch no larger than his thumb, and that upon the facts found in the special verdict he was not guilty in law.

All night and all day, from corner to center, Forever at war and forever alert, No rest for an hour lest the enemy enter – I spend my whole life in a struggle with dirt.