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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

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If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

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Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.

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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

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Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.

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We've made pretty good progress. We're the type of offense where when we need to score in crucial situations, we're going to put points on the board.

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