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Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.

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Of Masturbation- Don't knock it, it's sex with someone you love.

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Self Improvement is Masturbation.

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This is a rumor-filled society and if people want to site around and talk about whom I've dated, then I'd say they have a lot of spare time and should consider other topics... or masturbation.

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These two shows have contained scenes in which characters are shown having sex and topics such as masturbation, incest, bestiality, and necrophilia are routinely discussed.

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Well, people got attatched. Once you cut the umbilical cord they attatched to the other things. Sight, sound, sex, money, mirages, mothers, masturbation, murder, and Monday morning hangovers.

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Talking is just masturbation without the mess.

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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

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A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation.

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Maybe in the 90s or possibly in the next century people will look upon the 80s as the age of masturbation, when it was taken to the limit that might be all that's going on right now in a big way.

- Bob Dylan Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

I was an altar boy, a spokesperson for the Virgin Mary, I was a choir boy but then at the age of 14 I discovered masturbation and all that went out the window.

- Guillermo del Toro Visit FamousQuotes.com for more inspirational quotes

I used to think masturbation was not really sex because it only involved me. That's a very limited view of human sexuality, and it isn't going to work for women.

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If you are using your childhood masturbation technique, you are not developing sexually. We, of course, develop and become more varied.

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Masturbation is our first and natural form of sexual activity and if that's inhibited or damaged, then we suffer for the rest of our lives.

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We all have our individual romantic or idealistic ideas. To get information that masturbation is our basic form of sex is hard, because who wants to admit they're masturbating

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