C:DOS C:DOSRUN RUNDOSRUN

Shell to DOS… Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS.

BASIC – A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.

I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.

Pascal keeps your hand tied. C gives you enough rope to hang yourself.

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

You must realize that the computer has it in for you. The irrefutable proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do.

General Failure’s Fault. Not Yours.