Old hackers never die. They just go to bitnet.

Why doesn’t DOS ever say EXCELLENT command or filename!

C:DOS C:DOSRUN RUNDOSRUN

Shell to DOS… Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS.

BASIC – A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.

I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.

If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and none dare criticize it.

Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly.

Computers aren’t intelligent, they only think they are.

Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though.