Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector.

Cannot find REALITY.SYS… Universe Halted.

Old hackers never die. They just go to bitnet.

Why doesn’t DOS ever say EXCELLENT command or filename!

C:DOS C:DOSRUN RUNDOSRUN

Shell to DOS… Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS.

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue.

All computers wait at the same speed.

A thunderstorm is God’s way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer.