Anonymous Quotes

Shell to DOS… Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS.

BASIC – A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.

I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.

Pascal keeps your hand tied. C gives you enough rope to hang yourself.

A conceited person never gets anywhere because he thinks he is already there.

Conceit wouldn’t be so bad if only the right people had it.

You must realize that the computer has it in for you. The irrefutable proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do.

General Failure’s Fault. Not Yours.

The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord.

Hit any user to continue.