There comes a time when all people break down and do the unthinkable: They read the manual.
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To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue.
All computers wait at the same speed.
A thunderstorm is God’s way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer.
If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and none dare criticize it.
Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly.
People who complain about the way the ball bounces are usually the ones who dropped it.
The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the first to be replaced.
