The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord.

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Hardware, n.: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.

Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.

The Lord is my programmer, I shall not crash. He installed his software on the hard disk of my heart; all of His commands are user-friendly. His directory guides me to the right choices for His name’s sake. Even though I scroll through the problems of life, I will fear no bugs, for He is […]

Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window.

Applying computer technology to a problem is simply a matter of finding the right wrench to pound in the correct screw.

If E-mail had been around before the telephone was invented people would have said “hey, forget e-mail – with this new telephone invention I can actually talk to people.”