Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
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You must realize that the computer has it in for you. The irrefutable proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do.
General Failure’s Fault. Not Yours.
The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord.
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Hardware, n.: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
The complaint of the present times is the general complaint of all times.
People who complain about the way the ball bounces are usually the ones who dropped it.
