Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
Anonymous Quotes
To the Church I once went, but I grieved and I sorrowed; for the season was Lent, and the sermon as borrowed.
The difference between going to church and a baseball game is that at church, you sing out “Stand Up for Jesus,” while at a baseball game you shout “Siddown, for Chrissakes!”
The building of a “skyscraper church” would seem to be a move in the right direction.
There are ten church members by inheritance for every one by conviction.
“Attend your Church,” the parson cries: To church each fair one goes; The old go there to close their eyes, The young to eye their clothes.
This is God’s House; but ’tis to be deplored, more come to see the house than serve its Lord.
About all you can do is dream of a white Christmas, for it seems like it always leaves most of us in the red.
Peace on earth, the quiet wish of every heart, the focus of each prayer, is that this season be the start of goodwill everywhere.
Be naughty and save Santa the trip.
