Christianity is an appeal to selfishness. It is a promise of a great reward in the future which is bought with faith, obedience, time, effort, and money in the present.
Anonymous Quotes
Christians believe that the most wonderful thing that can happen to them is to go to Heaven, but few of them are in a hurry to make the trip.
I don’t understand Christianity, nor do I understand electricity, but I don’t intend to sit in the dark until I do!
Evangelism is defined as a starving man telling another starving man where to find bread.
A shipwrecked sailor, landing on a lonely beach, observed a gallows. “Thank God,” he exclaimed, “I am in a Christian country!”
The greatest service that could be rendered the Christian peoples would be to convert them to Christianity.
The lord gave us two ends to use, One to think with; one to sit on, It all depends on which you choose: Heads you win, tails you lose.
Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate.
Chinese is a language of fifteen thousand words and none of them in English.
Intel has announced its next chip: the Repentium.
