The best way to keep the home fires burning is with the chips from our own shoulders
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If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet?
Put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you’ll get one thing done.
I never met a piece of chocolate I didn’t like.
Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what you are getting.
Sometimes they make me angry and then I become real sad. Cause they don’t always let me speak, My folks, my Mom and Dad. I really know when I have done, A thing that’s not too good. And that makes me feel awful, And I’d stop it if I could. Sometimes I don’t watch what […]
We have not inherited the earth from our ancestors, we have only borrowed it from our children.
When Mom and Dad have visitors they like to show me off. They ask me to recite a poem and you know that I’ll cough. When they ask me to sing a song, you can make a bet, That I’ll begin again and in between will say, “Aw, I forget.” I know that they are […]
A man among children will be long a child, a child among men will be soon a man.
If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two aspirin and Keep away from children.
