If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet?
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Put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you’ll get one thing done.
I never met a piece of chocolate I didn’t like.
Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what you are getting.
Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate.
I gave my son a hint. On his room door I put a sign: “Checkout time is 18.”
Children increase the cares of life, but mitigate the remembrance of death.
On my first day of school my parents dropped me off at the wrong nursery. There I was… surrounded by trees and bushes.
What should not be heard by little ears should not be said by big mouths.
In raising your children spend half as much money and twice as much time.
