When using an old saw, make sure the teeth ain’t broke first.
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If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression.
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the Phone Company.
If you have plans for tomorrow, be careful today.
If you can’t be good, be careful. If you can’t be careful, give me a call.
Drive carefully. It’s not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
To get back on your feet, miss two car payments.
Cohen and Katz used to play cards every day in a coffeehouse. One day they quarreled, and Katz called out, “What kind of guy can you be if you sit down every day to play cards with a guy who sits down to play cards with a guy like you?”
Never buy a car you can’t push.
Why do we kill people who kill people to show killing people is wrong.
