We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the Phone Company.
Anonymous Quotes
If you have plans for tomorrow, be careful today.
If you can’t be good, be careful. If you can’t be careful, give me a call.
It is better to be careful a hundred times than to be killed once. (often erroneously attributed to Mark Twain)
Look out for #1. Don’t step in #2 either.
Never buy a car you can’t push.
Drive carefully. It’s not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
To get back on your feet, miss two car payments.
Cohen and Katz used to play cards every day in a coffeehouse. One day they quarreled, and Katz called out, “What kind of guy can you be if you sit down every day to play cards with a guy who sits down to play cards with a guy like you?”
Why do we kill people who kill people to show killing people is wrong.
