Remember the cat who discovered happiness was in its tail. He could never catch it, but when he ignored it, it followed him everywhere.

It’s always darkest before you step on the cat.

Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.

There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.

Cats aren’t clean, they’re just covered with cat spit.

I and Pangur Ban, my cat, ‘Tis alike task we are at: Hunting mice is his delight Hunting words I am all night Practice every day has made Pangur perfect in his trade; I get wisdom day and night Turning darkness into night.

Cats are nature’s way of helping you detect the people you don’t want to know.