A six pack a day keeps the shakes away!
Anonymous Quotes
Beer. If you can’t taste it, why bother!
Champagne costs too much, Whiskey’s too rough, Vodka puts big mouths in gear. This little refrain Should help to explain Why it’s better to order a beer!
Friends don’t let friends drink Light Beer.
Beer: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
If nothing beats a Bud, given the choice, I’d take the nothing.
Beer contains Vitamin Pee.
Here’s to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold pint – and another one!
On the chest of a barmaid in Sale – Were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind, For the sake of the blind, Was the same information in Braille!
Some Guinness was spilt on the barroom floor When the pub was shut for the night. When out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse And stood in the pale moonlight. He lapped up the frothy foam from the floor Then back on his haunches he sat. And all night long, you could hear […]
