A woman’s beauty is not a gift to man – only a bribe.
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She’s so good looking, it’d make a dog break his chain!
Better that a girl has beauty than brains because boys see better than they think.
Beauty is but skin deep, ugly lies the bone; Beauty dies and fades away, but ugly holds its own.
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
The last words to the ‘Star Spangled Banner?’ ‘Play ball!’
If it is to be, it’s up to me.
In the great department store of life, baseball is the toy department.
If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
It is better to say something good about a bad man, than something bad about a good man.
