Lying about my age is easier now that I sometimes forget what it is.

You never grow old – you become old by not continuing to grow.

Women never refer to their age until it would be wiser to ignore it.

A woman is no older than she looks.

In this life the old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, and the young know everything.

Most people like the old days best – they were younger then.

It’s only natural for older people to be quiet. They have a lot more to be quiet about.

Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts to catch up with Mother Nature.