A woman is no older than she looks.

In this life the old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, and the young know everything.

Most people like the old days best – they were younger then.

Lying about my age is easier now that I sometimes forget what it is.

You never grow old – you become old by not continuing to grow.

Women never refer to their age until it would be wiser to ignore it.

Hardening of the heart ages people more quickly than hardening of the arteries.

You know you’re getting older when your knees buckle, but your belt won’t.