More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren’t too busy providing for it.

At ten, a child; at twenty, wild; at thirty, tame, if ever; at forty, wise; at fifty, rich; at sixty, good or never.

It’s only natural for older people to be quiet. They have a lot more to be quiet about.

Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts to catch up with Mother Nature.

It is possible that a man could live twice as long if he didn’t spend the first half of his life acquiring habits that shortens the other half.

I’m Not 50 – I’m 18 with 32 Years’ Experience.

It’s sad for a girl to reach the age Where men consider her charmless, But it’s worse for a man to attain the age Where the girls consider him harmless.

You’re never too old to have a happy childhood.

Many of us are at the “metallic” age – Gold in our teeth, silver in our hair – and lead in our pants.

You don’t stop cheering because you’ve grown old – you grow old because you’ve stopped cheering.