When parents don’t mind that their children don’t mind, the children don’t.
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Parents who are always giving their children nothing but the best usually wind up with nothing but the worst.
If your children look up to you, you’ve made a success of life’s biggest job.
When parents spoil their children, it is less to please them than to please themselves. It is the egotism of parental love.
The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow some from them.
I’m paranoid. I tried to join Paranoids Anonymous. They wouldn’t let me know where the meetings were.
Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It’s easy to criticise, but if everybody hated you, you’d be paranoid, too.
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
Self Test for Paranoia: You know you have it when you can’t think of anything that’s your own fault.
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian were viewing a painting of Adam and Eve walking in the Garden of Eden. Look at their reserve, their calm,” mused the Brit. “They must be British!” Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagreed. “They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French!” It is obvious they are Russian,” argued the […]