Some parents really bring their children up; others let them down.
Anonymous Quotes
To some baffled parents youth is stranger than fiction.
Too many parents are not on spanking terms with their children.
The ability to say “no” is perhaps the greatest gift a parent has.
The accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on parents.
I’m paranoid. I tried to join Paranoids Anonymous. They wouldn’t let me know where the meetings were.
Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It’s easy to criticise, but if everybody hated you, you’d be paranoid, too.
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian were viewing a painting of Adam and Eve walking in the Garden of Eden. Look at their reserve, their calm,” mused the Brit. “They must be British!” Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagreed. “They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French!” It is obvious they are Russian,” argued the […]
Self Test for Paranoia: You know you have it when you can’t think of anything that’s your own fault.
