Anonymous Quotes

When parents spoil their children, it is less to please them than to please themselves. It is the egotism of parental love.

The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow some from them.

Discipline doesn’t break a child’s spirit half as often as the lack of it breaks a parent’s heart.

Parents wonder why the streams are bitter when they themselves have poisoned the fountain.

Children who avoid the mistakes their parents made often make the mistakes their parents avoided.

Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.

I’m paranoid. I tried to join Paranoids Anonymous. They wouldn’t let me know where the meetings were.

Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It’s easy to criticise, but if everybody hated you, you’d be paranoid, too.

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian were viewing a painting of Adam and Eve walking in the Garden of Eden. Look at their reserve, their calm,” mused the Brit. “They must be British!” Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagreed. “They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French!” It is obvious they are Russian,” argued the […]

Self Test for Paranoia: You know you have it when you can’t think of anything that’s your own fault.