Opinion polls measure the public’s satisfaction with it’s ignorance.
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Opinions expressed here are mine and not those of my employer. And if you don’t agree with them, you are racist, sexist, elitist, imperialist, Baptist, and possibly even right.
A fellow can’t keep people from having a bad opinion of him, but he can keep them from being right about it.
The fewer clear facts you have in support of an opinion, the stronger your emotional attachment to that opinion.
Contradiction: stubbornness versus stupidity.
You Have a Right to Your Opinions. I Just Don’t Want to Hear Them.
Millions of dollars are spent on the opera which could be used in abolishing it.
I’ll never live to be as old as I look.
Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.
While there is a legend abroad in the land that advancing years mellow one and somehow bring out the kindlier impulses of one’s nature; and, that the countryside swarms with repentant Scrooges, the reality is that, when a bastard grows old, he simply becomes an old bastard.
