Anonymous Quotes

Nudity is like grapefruit. There is more to it than meets the eye.

Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.

A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary numbers, and those who don’t.

Nothing is impossible if you can delegate.

Nothing is so smiple that it can’t get screwed up.

Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute.

Nothing is eternal except stupidity.

Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing and wishing you had?

The tongue weighs next to nothing. But so few people can hold it!