Anonymous Quotes

It’s a wise husband who will buy his wife such fine china that she won’t trust him to wash the dishes.

All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

Most women have a good deal of pity for some other woman’s husband.

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor.

A sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to our steps as we walk the tightrope of life.

Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth – a sense of humor.

I will find humor in my everyday life by looking for people I can laugh at.

Humility and success make great partners but rarely do they live together.

Lighthouses don’t ring bells and fire cannon to call attention to their shining; they just shine on

Humility can be sought but never celebrated.