Anonymous Quotes

Humility is the only certain defense against humiliation.

The meek may inherit the earth, but they’ll cease being meek as soon as they come into their inheritance.

We don’t have to teach the general elements of human nature; – the five senses, seeing, hearing, smelling, tasting, and feeling. They are universal; so would religion be were it natural, but it is not. On the contrary, it is an interesting and demonstrable fact, that all children are Atheists, and were religion not inculcated […]

Mankind owes its existence to about 6 inches of topsoil and the fact that it usually rains.

Humankind arrives as billions of seeds filled with hope; in the end, almost all die as manure for others.

To err is human but to keep on doing it the same way is downright foolish.

Too many of us are like wheelbarrows – useful only when pushed and too easily upset.

The human race seems to have improved on everything except people.

There’s no real need to do housework – after four years it doesn’t get any worse.

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.