Anonymous Quotes

After the pastor’s scathing sermon on the congregation’s myriad sins, one member said,’At least I haven’t made any graven images’.

It is unlikely there’ll be a reduction in the wages of sin.

If there is no sorrow for sin, there will be no joy in salvation.

Avoid biting when a simple growl will do. On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree. When you’re happy, dance around and wag your entire body. No matter how often you’re scolded, don’t buy into the guilt thing and pout – run right back and make friends. Delight in the […]

Too many things that go without saying aren’t left unsaid.

Silence is the best answer to the stupid.

A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.

When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle them gently. Thrive on attention and let people touch you. Avoid biting when a simple growl will do. On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree. When you’re happy, dance around and wag your entire body. […]

I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper, and complain.

Sometimes silence is not golden – just yellow.