Don’t question authority. They don’t know, either.
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Don’t waste your youth growing up.
Due to the lack of experienced trumpeters, the end of the world has been postponed for three weeks.
Don’t anthropomorphize computers. They hate it when you do that.
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
I think people tend to forget that trees are living creatures. They’re sort of like dogs. Huge, quiet, motionless dogs, with bark instead of fur.
Cat’s motto: No matter what you’ve done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
A dog will come to you when called. A cat will take a message and get back to you later.
Every dog has his day, except dog with sore tail . He has a weekend!!
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.
