Why did Snoopy quit the comic strip? Because he was tired of working for peanuts.

My granddad, viewing earth’s worn cogs, Said things were going to the dogs; His granddad in his house of logs, Said things were going to the dogs; His granddad in the Flemish bogs Said things were going to the dogs; His granddad in his old skin togs, Said things were going to the dogs; There’s […]

Everyone needs a dog to adore him, and a cat to bring him back to reality.

When a dog wags her tail and barks at the same time, how do you know which end to believe?

All trees have bark. All dogs bark. Therefore, all dogs are trees. The fallacy of barking up the wrong tree.

You do not own a dog, the dog owns you.

Whoever said “let sleeping dogs lie” didn’t sleep with dogs.

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion

A dog may bark, but his legs will never grow longer.

Researches have discovered that dogs can comprehend a vocabulary of 2,000 words, whereas cats can only comprehend 25 to 50. No one ever asks how many words researches can comprehend.