Why did Snoopy quit the comic strip? Because he was tired of working for peanuts.

My granddad, viewing earth’s worn cogs, Said things were going to the dogs; His granddad in his house of logs, Said things were going to the dogs; His granddad in the Flemish bogs Said things were going to the dogs; His granddad in his old skin togs, Said things were going to the dogs; There’s […]

Everyone needs a dog to adore him, and a cat to bring him back to reality.

For months he had been her devoted admirer. Now, at long last, he had collected up sufficient courage to ask her the most momentous of all questions. “There are quite a lot of advantages in being a bachelor,” he began, “but there comes a time when we long for the companionship of another being-a being […]

When old dogs bark, it’s time to watch out.

Modern houses are so small we’ve had to train our dog to wag its tail up and down and not sideways.

Every dog has his day – but the nights are reserved for the cats.

When a dog wags her tail and barks at the same time, how do you know which end to believe?

All trees have bark. All dogs bark. Therefore, all dogs are trees. The fallacy of barking up the wrong tree.

You do not own a dog, the dog owns you.