Austin O'Malley Quotes

A point of view: an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist.

The half-baked sermon causes spiritual indigestion.

Humility is pride in God.

A drunkard is like a whiskey bottle, all neck and belly and no head.

The smaller the head, the bigger the dream.

Surgery is by far the worst snob among the handicrafts.

Despair is vinegar from the wine of hope.

The reason there are so many imbeciles among imprisoned criminals is that an imbecile is so foolish even a detective can detect him.

Some that will hold a creed unto martyrdom will not hold the truth against a sneering laugh.

We go to a book as Narcissus went to the fountain, see ourselves therein, and are enamored.