Bill Watterson Quotes

Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

I just read this great science fiction story. It’s about how machines take control of humans and turn them into zombie slaves!… Hey! What time is it? My TV show is on! (“Calvin and Hobbes”)

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human. (“Calvin and Hobbes”)

I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can be together all the time. (“Calvin and Hobbes”)

Know what’s weird? Day by day – nothing seems to change… but pretty soon everything’s different. (“Calvin and Hobbes”)

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience. (“Calvin and Hobbes”)

Calvin: Dad, how come old photographs are always black and white? Didn’t they have color film back then? Dad: Sure they did. In fact, those old photographs are in color. It’s just the world was black and white then. Calvin: Really? Dad: Yep. The world didn’t turn color until sometime in the 1930s, and it […]

Childhood is short, maturity is forever. (“Calvin and Hobbes”)