Perfume : any smell that is used to drown a worse one.
Elbert Green Hubbard Quotes
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
Poetry is the bill and coo of sex.
If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of troubles.
Be pleasant until ten o’clock in the morning and the rest of the day will take care of itself.
A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist.
Man’s greatest blunder has been in trying to make peace with the skies instead of making peace with his neighbors.
Where parents do too much for their children, the children will not do much for themselves.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
The business of an orthodox preacher is about as successful as that of a celluloid dog chasing an asbestos cat through hell.