Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard Quotes

Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely.

Young Lafe Bud says he always hates t’ get his hair cut cause it makes his hat look so old.

It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.

Many a family tree needs trimming.

Some folks can look so busy doing nothin’ that they seem indispensable.

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son.

A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.