Jean Kerr Quotes

Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite.

Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house.

Hope is the feeling you have, that the feeling you have, isn’t permanent.

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

I feel about airplaines the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it’s just possible you haven’t grasped the situation.

We have made mistakes with our children, which will undoubtedly become clearer as they get old enough to write their own books.

The real menace in dealing with a five-year -old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.

Partying is such sweet sorrow.