Laurence J. Peter Quotes

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

An optimist is one who makes the best of it when he gets the worst of it.

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.

When I want your opinion I’ll give it to you.

I hate people who are intolerant.

An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.

If you can’t keep up, drag them down to your level.

The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.

A man’s home is his hassle.

Do it now. There may be a law against it tomorrow.