When you come to the fork in the road, take it.
Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra Quotes
A lot of people try to say Yogi-isms. I don’t even know I say them myself.
I usually take a two hour nap from one to four.
When you arrive at a fork in the road take it.
If people don’t want to come out to the ball park, nobody’s gonna stop ’em.
Baseball is 90 percent mental; the other half is physical.
Even the music was nice. (After attending an opera, Yogi mentioned that he liked it)
It’s OK, I had to get up to answer the phone anyway. (When someone apologized for waking Yogi with a late night call – invented by a sportswriter, but not denied by Yogi)
Amplifying on the things improperly attributed to him, Yogi said: “I never really said all those things I said.”
Four, I don’t think I can eat eight. (After a waitress asked if Yogi wanted his pizza cut into four or eight slices)