Lily Tomlin Quotes

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then – we elected them.

If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.