Oscar Levant Quotes

So little time, so little to do.

I’m going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.

Once I make up my mind, I’m full of indecision.

I am no more humble than my talents require.

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.

I envy people who drink – at least they know what to blame everything on.

I don’t drink; I don’t like it – it makes me feel good.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.