Robert A. Heinlein Quotes

Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.

A government-supported artist is an incompetent whore!

Sir, it is not the natural limitations of this globe that I object to; it is the pantywaist nincompoops who rule it – These ridiculous regulations offend me. That a free citizen should have to go before a committee, hat in hand, and pray for permission to bear arms – fantastic! Arm your daughter, sir, […]

There is other applause besides handclapping.

Anybody can clap and cheer, but applause worthwhile will be found in a pile of soft, green, folding money.

That’s an easy one. Measure the angels’ arses. Measure the point of the needle. Divide A into B. The numerical answer is left as an exercise for the student.