Rush Limbaugh Quotes

There’s only one way to get rid of nuclear weapons – use ’em. All of ’em. Then there won’t be anyone left to build more.

Take that bone out of your nose and call me back.

When a gay person turns his back on you, it is anything but an insult; it’s an invitation.

One of the things I want to do before I die is conduct the Homeless Olympics. Events would include: the 10-meter Shopping Cart Relay, the Dumpster Dig, and the Hop, Skip and Trip.

We totally exempt them from any control over their lives, do we not? Some athlete will spend two years snorting lines of coke. He can’t help it.’ You know, it’s – it’s just – it’s not – it’s – it’s genetic. These people – they’re predisposed to having this addictive syndrome. They – they can’t […]

What this says to me is that too many whites are getting away with drug use. Too many whites are getting away with drug sales. Too many whites are getting away with trafficking in this stuff. The answer to this disparity is not to start letting people out of jail because we’re not putting others […]

Have you ever noticed how all newspaper composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson?

Liberals measure compassion by how many people are given welfare. Conservatives measure compassion by how many people no longer need it.

This is asinine! A Caesar Chavez Day in California? Wasn’t he convicted of a crime?

Bigot-A person who wins an argument with a liberal.