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Think globally, act locally.

Horses and poets are to be fed, not fattened. (Apocryphally attributed to Charles IX of France)

Why should the Devil have all the good tunes? (Apocryphally attributed to Martin Luther.)

I see in the near future a crisis approaching that unnerves me and causes me to tremble for the safety of my country. As a result of the war, corporations have been enthroned, and an era of corruption in high places will follow. I feel at this moment more anxiety for the safety of my […]

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.

The dog may be wonderful prose, but only the cat is poetry.

Purring is an automatic safety valve device for dealing with happiness overflow.

May the great galactic kitten always purr you to sleep.

I once had a beautiful kitten, With beautiful ears and pink nose, But alas from a kit to a tomcat With terrible swiftness it grows, I ponder now hour upon hour, As my beautiful kitten grows fat, He was awfully cute as a kitten, But I hadn’t arranged for a cat.

It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. Statistics show that those people who celebrate the most birthdays become the oldest.