Advice Quotes

Keep a good sense of humor, man. You’re going to need it. And enjoy yourself. Because, you know, we don’t know how long we’re here for.

I agree with every word you write, and I can prove this in no better way than by taking your advice from beginning to end.

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.

I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.

Giving advice is a very peculiar affair; and when one has looked round the world for a time and seen how the most cleverly designed enterprises fail, and how the most absurd often turn out well, one becomes chary of giving any one advice. There is at bottom, a certain restraint in him who asks […]

No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no man so wise that he may not easily err if he takes no other counsel than his own. He that is taught only by himself has a fool for a master.

Ask a woman’s advice, and whatever she advises, Do the very reverse and you’re sure to be wise.

To accept good advice is but to increase one’s own ability.

A wise man puts aside 10 percent of the money he gets – and 90 percent of the free advice.

I passed by a party of men in the night of my ascension to heaven. Their tongues were being cut with scissors. I asked them: ‘Who are you?’ They said: ‘We used to give advice to others for good deeds but we used not to do them. We used to prohibit evil deeds to others, […]