For when the wine is in, the whit is out.
Alcohol Quotes
Why don’t we get drunk and screw?
I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes.
The story goes that I first had the idea for THHGTTGalaxy while lying drunk in a field in Innsbruck.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk? You ask a glass of water.
To be bowed by grief is folly; Naught is gained by melancholy; Better than the pain of thinking, Is to steep the sense in drinking.
If on my theme I rightly think, There are five reasons why men drink, – Good wine, a friend, because I’m dry, Or lest I should be by and by, Or any other reason why. (sometimes ascribed to John Sirmond)
The next morning our youth was a memory, and our happiness was a lie. Life is like a bad margarita with good tequila, I thought as I poured whiskey onto my granola and faced a new day. (International Imitation Hemingway Competition)
The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, and the fourth for madness.
When men drink, then they are rich and successful and win lawsuits and are happy and help their friends. Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.
