Alcohol Quotes

One reason why I don’t drink is because I wish to know when I am having a good time.

Bourbon.

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.

The story goes that I first had the idea for THHGTTGalaxy while lying drunk in a field in Innsbruck.

What’s so unpleasant about being drunk? You ask a glass of water.

To be bowed by grief is folly; Naught is gained by melancholy; Better than the pain of thinking, Is to steep the sense in drinking.