Alcohol Quotes

When men drink, then they are rich and successful and win lawsuits and are happy and help their friends. Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.

Then Priss arrived, draggin a volume of colorlessness in with him, a drabness that was unaffected by the noise and the absolute splendor (no other word would describe it – or else it was the two martinis glowing inside me) that filled the room.

On Earth there is the custom of drinking liquids which have been fortified with alcohol. We find it stimulating.” – “Oh, yes. I am afraid, then, that I must decline. Ethyl alcohol would interfere most unpleasantly with my metabolism.” – “Why, so it does to Earthmen, too, but I understand, Dr. Tholan,” Drake replied. “Would […]

Alcohol is good for you. My grandfather proved it irrevocably. He drank two quarts of booze every mature day of his life and lived to the age of 103. I was at the cremation – that fire would not go out.

One reason why I don’t drink is because I wish to know when I am having a good time.