That’s an easy one. Measure the angels’ arses. Measure the point of the needle. Divide A into B. The numerical answer is left as an exercise for the student.
Angel Quotes
Here’s another question I’ve been pondering – what is all this shit about angels? Have you heard this? Three out of four people belive in angels. Are you fucking stupid? Has everybody lost their mind? You know what I think it is? I think it’s a massive, collective, psychotic chemical flashback for all the drugs […]
Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the forms of kings to govern him? Let history answer this question.
What about Goblins, huh? Doesn’t anybody belive in Goblins? You never hear about this. Except on Halloween and then it’s all negative shit. And what about Zombies? You never hear from Zombies! That’s the trouble with Zombies, they’re unreliable! I say if you’re going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go […]
If an angel were to tell us something of his philosophy, I do believe some of his propositions would sound like 2 x 2 = 13.
Only the mature spirit lives with the proud knowledge that he is a little lower than the angels rather than a little higher than the apes.
Who wants to go to Heaven with all those asshole angels?
I think the thing to remember, though, the next time you hear someone who is really certain that he is on the side of the angels, is that the idea of angels was created by human beings, who are famous for being frequently untrustworthy and occasionally crazy.
I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free.
Those sweetly smiling angels with pensive looks, innocent faces, and cash-boxes for hearts.
