Animals Quotes

A rat’s private life, a rat’s thoughts and conversation, may be far more wholesome than a rabbit’s. Yet a thousand rabbits might play on the floor of my bedroom all night, and be hanged to them, while if a single rat so much as scratched beneath the flooring I would lose all sleep.

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get much sleep.

Remember that the most beautiful things in the world are the most useless; peacocks and lilies, for example.

On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.

By night all cats are grey.

You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human. (“Calvin and Hobbes”)

It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets.

Any member introducing a dog into the Society’s premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat. (Rule 46)

In a dog-eat-dog world, it is the dogmatic domain of dog lovers to offer dogdom a dog’s chance to rise above the dog days for a doggone good time.

The one absolute, unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world – the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous – is his dog.