Animals Quotes

In a dog-eat-dog world, it is the dogmatic domain of dog lovers to offer dogdom a dog’s chance to rise above the dog days for a doggone good time.

The one absolute, unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world – the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous – is his dog.

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

There is something in the unselfish and self-sacrificing love of a brute which goes directly to the heart of him who has had frequent occasion to test the paltry friendship and gossamer fidelity of mere man.

(My dog) can bark like a congressman, fetch like an aide, beg like a press secretary and play dead like a receptionist when the phone rings.

Do you know the difference between involvement and commitment? Think of ham and eggs. The chicken is involved. The pig is committed.

The dog may be wonderful prose, but only the cat is poetry.

Could the purr be anything but contemplative?

Ignorant people think it’s the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain’t so; it’s the sickening grammar they use.