Automobiles Quotes

Bicycling is a big part of the future. It has to be. There’s something wrong with a society that drives a car to work out in a gym.

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

Putting a flag on your SUV is not a sacrifice. It’s patriotism lite.

Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly car payment is due.

Rush hour: That hour when the traffic is almost at a standstill.

A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.

It’s better to be last in the traffic lane than first in the funeral procession.

If all the cars in America were placed end to end on a long hill, some fool would try to pass them.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when he grows up, he will never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.