The guy rolled down his window And yelled for me to hear: Hey, buddy, how can I get this car Out of second gear? “Beep Beep”
Automobiles Quotes
Magnocartic, adj.: Any automobile that, when left unattended, attracts shopping carts.
Excuse me, officer, but would you mind bringing the wreckage a little closer this way? My wife can’t see.
A Mustang is a beer drinker’s car. Beer drinkers are a different class of people from wine drinkers. Beer drinkers are rough, tough guys who don’t want anything soft in their cars. Wine drinkers do.
A car can massage organs which no masseur can reach. It is the one remedy for the disorders of the great sympathetic nervous system.
Driver Steve Frieson, on the Silver State Classic Challenge road race, where some amateurs can hit speeds of more than 200 m.p.h. on a two-lane road: “I feel safer in this race than I do during my commute. Nobody is making a phone call, putting on makeup or reading the newspaper.”
I not only want a car that is built in accordance with the basic principles of physics and in light of an empirically verified, well-winnowed tradition of automobile design, but I also want it screwed together right.
They think they can make fuel from horse manure – Now, I don’t know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon, but it’s sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
We live in a mixed-up world. Now a car is the necessity and walking is the luxury.
The best, the most exquisite automobile is a walking stick; and one of the finest things in life is going on a journey with it.
