Bachelors Quotes

I should like to know what is the proper function of women, if it is not to make reasons for husbands to stay at home, and still stronger reasons for bachelors to go out.

A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete animal. He resembles the odd half of a pair of scissors.

(When told his son was getting married) Thank heaven. A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.

Loving an old bachelor is always a no-win situation.

A bachelor’s life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too.

Oh! all of you poor single men, Don’t ever give up in despair, For there’s always a chance while there’s life To capture the hearts of the fair, No matter what may be your age, You always may cut a fine dash, You will suit all the girls to a hair If you’ve only got […]

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They’re too considerate to get married.